[Propertalk] Top ten ways Peter recognized Moses and Elijah

[Joe Parrish]

For those looking to add a touch of humor to their sermon this Sunday, the following was posted on Eculaugh a few years back: 

Top Ten Ways Peter Knew It Was Moses And Elijah Talking With Jesus At The Transfiguration 

10. Heaven is the only place people really use those GUEST name tags. 

9. They looked just like their pictures on Jesus' web site: WWJD. 

8. Moses kept parting Peter's hair. 

7. Bright cloud of smoke comes from Elijah's leaving his fiery chariot running. 

6. Moses' recommendation of smiting the Romans with a "plague of pasta" gives him away. 

5. Elijah makes sarcastic remarks about the quality of the disciples' camp fire. 

4. Moses keeps wandering off. 

3. Elijah is wearing his trademark "Here Comes TROUBLE" t-shirt and keeps shushing everyone so he can hear the silence. 

2. Moses complains Letterman never paid him a dime for his Top Ten idea. 

1. Elijah keeps asking if there is any cake left. 















(recalled on the DPS site by Nick in 1999)

http://www.desperatepreacher.com/bodyii.htm


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